Drivers Ed Quotes

(At a flashing yellow light)

"It's not turning green! It's not turning green! It's not turning green! :panic attack:"

(Referring to the 'No Zone')

"What do you stay out of? :silence: What do you stay out of?"
"Public Access Videos"

lol

Swimming and Sleepovers!

So....
swim practice today was awesome! There were only three of us there, and we each had our own workout...Maddie and Ian had to leave early, so I did the bungee at the end of practice....with paddles and a pull buoy. For those of you who don't know what this is, it's a long bungee chord tied around your waist, and you have to swim to the other end of the pool. In my case, however TK(who's real name is Taggart something...lolz) made me pull it. So it was hard. But lots of fun.

AND AND...We're going over to Katie's house tonite...plan to watch Pirates 3! Yay! AND AND, I'm going to JoAnn's tomorrow.

Ooh! Also, yesterday, I figured out how to turn off Google Buzz!!! Yay! It was really getting annoying with all the emails it kept sending me....lolz.

Funny quote:

"Don't worry -- your Prince will come someday. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

hehe...

Cheers!
Christine

PS-I LOVE emails.... =)

movie!

Annabeth Chase: I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet.

Yeah, I went to see Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightening Thief today w/ Andee, Mitch, Michael and Erin.

It was actually a good movie. I mean, I didn't have high expectations for it, cuz the main characters in the book are twelve years old. In the movie, however, they are 16/17 years old, and all in all, we had a good time.

I would totally recommend it, even if/especially if you haven't read the books.

Cheers!
Christine

ohh my

I know I'm tired when some of these made me cry laughing...but, hey, it was 4:oo am...



My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. - Woody Allen

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.~Mae West quotes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station."

News Headline: Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say.

Music and Quotes

If you haven't already, go read my sister's post for the day: http://an-optimism-initiative.blogspot.com/2010/02/shocked.html

Wow. Yeah, when she called me, I was in shock. I won't go into my reaction. =P

But, we had music practice tonight.
That is always such fun.
BUT, I do need to practice more often...my fingers are sore =(

And, any of you on gchat will notice my new status...and I found a few more:

When you wish upon a falling star, Your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

Perseverance - The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.



Cheers!
Christine

Swimming =)

So...just to give you a peek at my swim life, here are a couple of funny quotes from tonite~

*(This is a swimmer talking to a lifeguard)"You better get that hairball at the bottom of the pool, cuz if I get it, it might choke me. You wouldn't want to do mouth-to-mouth on me cuz I have herpes."*

*"I feel like a platypus." "You look like a platypus"*

*"I'm asphyxiating on my Gatorade."*

*"My eyebrow is twitching. That means I need to go".*

*"Not that right side. Your other right side."*

*"Hey Paul, can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know, can you?"* (groan, groan)

*"Can any of you count to five?" "Nope!"*

Sooo. yeah. fun times.

Cheers!
Christine